So I was brushing my teeth today and noticed, for the first time in my life, some semblance of a beard. I need to call my mom and let her know that her son is becoming a man. My plan is to just not shave until summer and see how things turn out. Hopefully my beard will be among the manliest. At the very least, I’ll have a vicious dirtbag moustache. Using only the most advanced programs, I’ve simulated this hair growth and am sharing the six-month projection.
January 19, 2006