I keep a small notebook in my backpack strictly for random things I probably wouldnǃÙt remember otherwise. Here are a few excerpts. I hope you enjoy
I blew my nose and air came out of my right eye. This is new
I tried to redeem my subway game piece. It was invalid. That really sucks
Jason the Drunk: He dropped a shot glass on the ground and it broke. When I saw him, he was on his stomach on the kitchen floor and appeared to be swimming. He was, in fact, trying to sweet the glass up with his bare hands
I had to relieve myself (read: pee) after class today. This isnǃÙt unusual so I made my way to the bathroom. I walked passed a womenǃÙs restroom door and into the next restroom. While doing my business, I realized the room had no urinals. At first it seemed odd, but it wasnǃÙt extreme. Then I thought of the last time a public menǃÙs restroom didnǃÙt have urinals and came up with nothing.
I looked around and, well, IǃÙve definitely never seen tampon dispensers in a menǃÙs restroom. Panic time. I cut it mid-stream, washed my hands like a madman, and managed to book it without anyone noticing me. I’ve seen an orangutan jump rope over its own arms, but the craziest thing I’ve seen in my life is two women’s bathrooms right next to each other.