Some Things I Know

1. Once in your life you have to see an old lady get her umbrella turned inside-out.
2. Karma will come back around hard to the bastard that threw my Magic Bullet base away.
3. My brother can grow a mustache and goatee. I only grow whiskers. But IǃÙm pleased when I squint and pretend.
4. ItǃÙs awesome when the thuggest of thugs leaves his ringer on in class and itǃÙs the corny song set for his girlfriend.
5. You should never try to put Bret Hart in a figure-four leg-lock.