February 9, 2006

A Short One

Myspace Tom posted a bulletin today:

i know guys now ask for myspace URLs instead of phone numbers when they’re trying to get their mack on.

That’s absurd. I hope I missed the joke or something. I hope it’s at least not working for these mack daddies. Is myspace cooler than chatting online or possessing intense Starcraft skill? Answer: no. I refuse to believe that there are guys wooing fish from the sea with, “Hey what’s your myspace address?” This is a failure of the human spirit.