Things I Learned this Weekend

1. NBA Live ’06 Ben Wallace is no longer the greatest virtual athlete of all time. It’s now Mario Party 4 CPU Yoshi.
2. Sourz + Twerpz + Root beer floats = Supreme morning stomach ache.
3. Morning stomach aches are worth it if you get to eat bags upon bags of candy the night before.
4. Washing a few pounds of candy down with root beer floats is like having rib-eye steaks for appetizers prior to a brisket feast. It’s fantastic.
5. Root beer floats are ok two nights in a row. And I’m guessing they’d be ok for up to two weeks straight.
6. The new Ninja Turtles say things like, “Let’s kick the shell out of them!”

Things my Brother Learned this Weekend

1. Thyme is pronounced “time.”