May 8, 2006

How many times have you sat in the grass and done nothing

I always slack on the updates when midterms come around. Speaking of school, here’s a perfect combination of things to keep me away from homework.

  1. Nails long enough to clip
  2. Clothes to fold
  3. Jason X. I caught the beginning of this Saturday morning. And the middle and the end. It’s simply terrible. Jason gets torn into five pieces and the crew escapes happily. Or so I thought. I changed the channel thinking it was over. A few minutes later I was flipping through the stations and saw that it wasn’t over. Jason was alive, back in one piece, and he even had a new mask. How’d this happen? I asked my friends about it and Jerry explained that the reason he merged back together is that there’s no reason.
  4. The Neverending Story. It has one of my top ten favorite movie scenes ever: Atreyu and Artex rest next to a stream and indulge in a mid-day meal. Atreyu says something like “Oh you’re hungry Artex. That’s a good idea.” Bastian, the kid reading the book and, you know, not actually on an adventure, stops reading and says, “No, that’s a great idea.” Then he pulls a sandwich out of his bag and takes a bite, then he stops and says, “No, we’ve got a long way to go.”
  5. NBA Playoff double headers
  6. NBA Playoff QUADRUPLE Headers
  7. Deadliest Catch marathons. Plural because of the number of times this has been a distraction. This is how you spell riveting: c-r-a-b. It makes me wonder, if a crab and a spider showed up in my room, why is the spider scarier? The only negative is how amazingly hungry the show makes me. Honestly, is there a better way to spend time than to watch four hours of Deadliest Catch? Absolutely