Dreams
I had this dream that we colonized the moon and I was spending summer break on it. I had been there for a few days and Russ had just arrived. I asked him if he was used to the time difference yet and then I said nevermind, you just came from Japan right. As if to say of course not. This doesn’t make sense now that I think about it awake. But it also doesn’t make sense that I was on a moon colony.
Also in another dream I was watching a horror movie about two serial killers that worked together. I think one killed the other’s wife years ago. It was in the style of those asian horrors. At the end of the movie, one of the guys wraps a kid,s throat with a whip. Only it’s not a normal whip because blood sprays everywhere when it’s released. I think the kid was evil, but it was also the other killer’s son. So the guy with the whip is relieved and he sits back and sighs as if it’s all over. Then he gets a rusty rod through his eye. The camera zooms out and the now one-eyed guy is dead–but smiling. Hollywood, don’t steal this script.
NBA Playoffs
Here’s a quick list in order of who I’d be happiest about winning that trophy and why I’d be happy. Most of the reasons are fairly poor, especially the first since I don’t think I’ve spent more than a week combined in Oakland aka the first week of my life. When I wasn’t sure between teams, I just asked myself, “If these two met in the playoffs, which team would I want to win?” Me and Dan have a bad case of hitching rides on the bandwagon.
1. Golden State – OAKLAND
2. New Jersey – VINCE
3. Los Angeles – KOBE
4. Detroit – WEBBER
5. Chicago – I LIKE EM
6. Denver – AI
7. Houston – McGRADY
8. Dallas – DIRK
9. Orlando – MANCHILD
10. Washington – GILBERT RETURNS IN THE FINALS
11. San Antonio – BC I LIKE EM MORE THAN THE REST OF THESE TEAMS
12. Phoenix – I DON’T LIKE THEM AND I DON’T REALLY HAVE A GOOD REASON
13. Cleveland – I DON’T KNOW
14. Toronto – BOSH IRRITATES ME
15. Miami – THEY ALREADY GOT THEIRS
16. Utah – BORINGTEAM.COM
CAPS LOCK.