Thank you to all my supporters. To the others, you all have valid points about why I shouldn’t have won–just kidding. The edits to the raw footage make it seem like I have a big ego and that I think I am the best chef. In fact, the edits are unnecessary because the raw footage itself shows I am the TOP CHEF. While the other contestants were busy helping each other and forgetting that it was a competition, I was busy winning.
Bryan, don’t “sweat” it. Sara M., this is some good-ass cheese, is it from your cheese dairy? Oh wait, you didn’t win, I did. CJ, sorry you never saw Manhattan. Maybe next time you won’t get Tre eliminated and I might have proper competition. Howie, watch your cholesterol. Sara N., how bout you put your dancing clothes on and invite Camille out with us. Joey, did the wah-mbulance arrive yet? Clay, go cook some raccoons. Padma, this book you gave me sucks. Dale, Casey, enjoy the flight home while I go skiing–it’s one habit of highly successful hundred-thousandaires.
Sincerely,
Hung “Top Chef” Huynh