Ten more pick-up hoops players you’ll meet in hell. You’ll absolutely recognize each and every one of these characters.
The Glad-Hander
Signature Behavior: Working pregame handshakes like BIll Clinton working a receiving line; remember everyone’s name.
Natural Enemies: Healthy competetive disdain; the collective, ego-sustaining delusion that pickup basketball is a little bit like war, or at the very least means something.
Mating Call: “Good Look”