“Alright, here’s the pitch, it’ll star Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, Terry Crews, and Mickey Rourke. And we’ll find a way to throw Arnold Schwarzenegger in there.”
“Wait, what about the story?”
A team of mercenaries head to South America on a mission to overthrow a dictator.
“Sold. Green light it.”