Drake performing a verse from ‘You Know, You Know’. (Via Nah Right.)
Yeah, and you can spare me all the accolades, I’m the reason you can find my city on the atlas page.
Half a million dollars later and my taxes paid and I’m still spending money from my acting days.
Man, I swear life is such a lovely thing. Feel the perks that a seven-figure budget bring.
Tell your girlfriend that I can pull some fucking strings, so we’re courtside when LeBron gets a fucking ring.
This reminded me of something very loosely related: Terrence Jones, Kentucky, and John Calipari. How tempting is it to a high schooler to be offered entrance into a social circle that includes LeBron James and Jay-Z? For UW’s sake, I hope the answer is not-very. And for something more closely related: here’s hoping Bill Simmons’s @celticschants idea gets at least one “New York Knicks!” chant going.