Grantland: The 2011 YouTube Draft. Some of the Grantland editors make pics based on highlight videos. This passage slayed me:
It also starts with our hero straight mad-dogging the camera while a bunch of completely inexplicable semicolons scroll across the bottom of the screen. Actually, what am I saying? The semicolons make total sense because every stat and fact about Jan Vesely is a complete effing clause, so you have to separate it from the other complete clauses. Some people might say: “Hey, Jan Vesely. Why not use a period?”
Because Jan Vesely never fucking stops. OK?
First impression from a couple of weeks: I love Grantland.