January
My mom won Employee of the Year so I took this picture at the commissary to remember it. That’s what I thought when I first saw this picture again.
Wrong. Wrong. Definitely not taken by me. Because the file is named More-like-hottie-of-the-year.jpg. Idiots.
February
Getting ready for the annual Super Bowl game at Hillcrest Elementary. Boiled the mouthguard too long, didn’t cool it enough, threw it in my mouth, burned my gums, then took this picture.
March
We sent a lot of mirror pictures. Like a lot. I’ll skip the rest, here’s the best: Some-guy-caught-me.jpg
April
Bought a Nexus this month and left the group. Couldn’t handle the loneliness and was back on it a few months later. Here’s one of the pictures from that phone. Can you say foreshadowing? It’s like in Fellowship when they run into the bad humans riding on the oliphaunts.
May
Never mad at this Mother’s Day picture though.
June
The group chat re-enters my life. Tubo’s shared golf scores re-enter my life. He wrote “Could of been better…swamp greens.” Other ideas for captions: “Could of been better…only one birdie.” “Could of been better…not.” “Could of been better…a twenty stroke victory is not enough.”
Update: one more idea for a caption, “could have been better… swamp greens.” (Thanks Johnny.)
